Why bimbos have more fun

Let’s face it. Bimbos are one of the happiest people in the world.

Ranked (not exactly proven scientifically and based entirely on my own judgment) slightly above the intellectually disabled, their naiveté, oblivion to problems of the real world and a level of EQ that quivers precariously on the thin line between socially bearable and downright embarrassing, enable them to live in their own bubble of existence that often has no impact from their surroundings.

Let’s see what are the things that make a bimbo’s world go round, based on the convention knowledge of the characteristics of their clichéd profile##: money, idiot-proof everything, for some lucky ones-guardian (or more commonly known as Sugar Daddy) and/or plastic surgery, beauty products, and a big wardrobe.

Allow me to, at this point, clarify a very important point before I go further – by saying bimbos, I don’t mean blondes. Although bimbos are often associated with the “dumb blonde” stereotype, we have as a society matured enough to understand that stereotyping based on hair colour is not only outdated, but also biased and unfair to the intelligent blonde women out there who would skin you alive for labeling them a bimbo because of their hair (and also really bimbotic women who happen to have other hair colours).

Bimbos exist in every society; they are not uniquely found in any specified geographical location, generation or demography. They also go hand in hand with many laws of nature and observations of social and evolutionary phenomena – including natural selection, and why intelligent people tend to be depressed and/or die younger (by enabling a comparative sample to be compared made against them).

The most important thing about bimbos is, they are very easily identifiable. They usually are sexually attractive, they don’t have much of an opinion when you ask them about, say, politics or which decade has the best music, their to-do list always include one or more of the following – nail salon visit, hair salon visit, waxing appointment, brow-trimming appointment, shopping for cosmetics/perfumes/clothes etc, they almost always have their partner/s, AND they are (90% of the time) ALWAYS HAPPY!

There are only a few things that spoil their days and those usually include a chipped nail, a fully booked hair salon (because they can’t get a slot) or something most of us will not consider a life-and-death inconvenience.

So to stay happy, all a bimbo has to do is to look good and have her stuff with her. At one point in my life, if I turned bimbo, I’d be the happiest girl on earth. But I don’t have enough bimbo quality in me, therefore I’m doomed to a life of discontented and worry, since I, like most other people in the world, realize that there is always something more to life, there is always something better to strive for, “it’s what’s inside that counts”, and stuff is just stuff. Maybe the last part is just me.

But actually I should now also redeem myself by saying not only bimbos look good and have fun, of course. The average person can look equally good but because of worries from responsibilities and realization of the world being not perfect, we can never reach the same level of euphoria and contentment as bimbos possess while in their element of having enough and looking good enough.

It’s time to find my inner bimbo (when I need to let loose)!!

##Mostly include materialistic, vain, superficial, insensitive (towards others), sensitive (about themselves in terms of image and impression given to others), flamboyant, narcissistic, unambitious (professionally) and having slightly lower intelligence.

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